Monday, November 12, 2018

FREE ADVICE to TRUMP...

Donald J Trump is a rare specimen, begging to be dissected.
He knows it and fears being pinned to a wall for study, conscious, but unable to respond.
For now, he feels safe as long as he can fight back.
In his mind, TRUMP has only one worthy adversary, himself.
Everyone else is inferior, and can be beaten back and managed.
Nobody ever gets the best of TRUMP.
That said, TRUMP can be deflated like the gasbag he is, by forcing him to confront himself.
"Unbridled Puffery" comes to mind.
Self reflection will present him with his greatest challenge.
Make it obvious to TRUMP that he won because we were stunned by his neediness.
The neediest human ever to walk the Earth stood before us, exposing his soulless self for all to see.
We let TRUMP have what he wanted because we were taken aback by his petulant cries for attention.
Americans have always shown a generosity of spirit for those in desperate need.
There is something deep in our collective psyche that absorbs TRUMP’s act with a sense of awe.
“HOLY SHIT, that friggin' guy is really standing there acting like that! We gotta help him."
Our compassion and the ensuing confusion have allowed TRUMP to gain a foothold.
The slightly pathetic act gave TRUMP the upper hand.
Lure the suckers in close by appearing vulnerable, feign some deep understanding, give 'em a little pet on the head, then push everyone back on their heels with a leering, swaggering facade, and never stop pushing.
It's what TRUMP does.
Keep 'em off balance.
Devour weakness.
Now he has the citizenry milling around, passively waiting to be further stunned and bludgeoned into submission.
We are stumbling backwards, suffering blunt force trauma, and reeling from overstimulation, while TRUMP joyfully soars through the rarified air, always remaining above the fray.
USA is now his realm, and only his.
We exist to do TRUMP’s bidding, while he exists only to satisfy himself.
WOW!
What can we do?
Understand this.
TRUMP truly believes he is the ultimate media genius of all time.
So far, he's right.
Control the media.
Control the message.
Control the world.
Not a problem for the ultimate media genius.
TRUMP wins the media game, no question.
TRUMP, the character, is the greatest marketing/branding ploy ever.
The character has taken over.
TRUMP is much stronger and more powerful than Donald J Trump, and TRUMP wants it all.
Donald J Trump performs the role of POTUS in a power induced delirium, under the spell of TRUMP.
Behind those beady eyes he’s still 12 years old and it’s all going his way.
He is living, directing, and starring in his favorite Saturday afternoon movie of all time, “Branding The Future TRUMP”.
In the movie, our hero is loved by all and he gets the girl.
“I’m The President and you’re not.”
Visions of omnipotence, planted by TRUMP, swirl through Donald J Trump’s bloated noggin, devouring his common sense, leaving him wallowing in his self-perceived splendor.
TRUMP’s pre-pubescent ego is as overinflated as his gelatinous carcass.
He’s gotta go, but the traditional process of removing POTUS from office is much too slow.
There is no stopping this juggernaut of single mindedness, unless TRUMP shows himself to be the overinflated gasbag he really is.
We need to deflate his fantasy and force him to see himself.
Once deflated, Donald J Trump will wither and quit.
After all, he’s only 12 years old.
In conclusion...
POTUS suffers from severely arrested development.
He experienced a defining moment at a young age, and it stuck.
He got ‘hung up’ on himself at 12.
That's our guy in a nutshell.
Now what?
Force Donald J Trump to confront himself by exposing his intentions.

The future will be much clearer once TRUMP's scheme is out there for all to see.
It's actually very simple, a tried and true path to totalitarianism.
Let's see him explain this and blame it on others.
Disrupt the proceedings at every turn, create chaos and confusion, pander to rank and file police and military, convince these heavily armed supporters that their current leaders are all scheming liars out to screw them, increase attacks on the media, announce that the only way we can continue development of our thriving economy is to allow TRUMP free rein, then convince the public that if TRUMP becomes POTUS for life he can stop wasting time on tedious electoral politics and get down to business.
It will be 'mission accomplished' when global warming opens the fabled Northwest Passage to shipping.
Oil and Natural Gas will flow between USA and Russia, to be distributed as PUTIN and TRUMP see fit.
Think of the problems solved and the opportunities presented by a melting Arctic.
ISIS cannot drive their TOYOTAs to the Arctic.
Russia has been developing a fleet of super icebreakers for years.
Burn that coal.
We need melting ASAP.

I leave you with thoughts of TRUMP being interviewed by Honey Boo Boo.
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Here's how you can turn resigning into a win.

You can do more to rebuild American Pride as a private citizen.

Washington politics have become way too cumbersome to ever let you accomplish anything worthwhile.

Explain that to your public, and tell them to get ready to rock and roll.

There's work to be done and fortunes to be made, the American Way, the TRUMP way.

Sit across from Howard Stern and explain Russia as you see it.

Simply put, all's fair in Love, War, and Politics.

You did what anyone else would have done, but better.

It worked.

You won.

Pardon yourself and everyone else involved.

Let the lawyers sort it out.

Just remember, "Doze guys dunnit."

You'll get away clean.

You always do.

As a private citizen you will be unrestrained.

Do business with anyone you choose.

You got to publicly humiliate the CEO of Exxon/Mobil.

A Marine Corp General hovers constantly at your beck and call, waiting with baited breath for your next utterance.

You did it.

The power of TRUMP has been established.

Get the old gang back together and MAGA, MAGA, MAGA for fun and profit.

You know this is the best idea you've heard in a long time.

Run with it...!!!

Step away in style, then show us what you really have to offer.

PS...

Before you resign, talk to Vlad about the NW Passage opening due to Global Warming.

Oil and Natural Gas can be transported between US and Russia.

Maybe toss ol' Rex a bone, and let him be involved.

Russians have been developing super ice breakers in preparation for many years.

Middle East and ISIS will become non issues.

The bad guys cannot drive their TOYOTAS to the arctic.

The best idea just got even better.

Don'tcha think?

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